" phone booth "

 [ "phone booth" ]

1: an actual glass enclosed telephone "booth" about 7'X3'X3' designed for having a 'private' conversation?? the fancier ones actually had a little seat, a switchable light/fan combo, and a small writing desk. sometimes i mourn for these when some ass-sucker (so sorry!!, VIP!) is all a-babble two feet from me on a 'soul' (cell) phone.

  * e.g.,  ... he stepped into the phone booth to ditch the police. while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat. we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls. 

 [ "phone booth" ]

1: An older form of communication from before mobile phones were so common. You didn't have to sign on for any of that "data plan" shit, they only cost a quarter to use, they had a handy little book filled with people's phone numbers in case you didn't know them, they didn't give you brain cancer, and they were easier for Superman to change in.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hmmmm, I could buy a cell phone and sign on for coverage and data plan, which would bleed me dry just so I can play crappy app games, or I could use the phone booth over there for just a fucking quarter. Decisions, decisions..." 

 [ "Phone booth" ]

1: An expression describing a really bad day or situation that one must escape. Also, the negative place one is in when one is being backed into a corner or given an ultimatum.

  * e.g.,  ... Namnanit...if I don't get out of this phone booth I am really go'n to hurt someone! OMG...you better let me out of this phone booth before I scream! Dude, if you don't step back, I will be bust'n out of this phone booth! 

 [ "Phone Booth" ]

1: A movie about what Jack Bauer did in between the 4th and 5th seasons of '24'.

  * e.g.,  ... Bill Buchanan did not authorize Jack Bauer to trap Colin Farrell in the Phone Booth. 

 [ "The Phone Booth" ]

1: The area in which The Generic 5 meet daily.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo you gunna be at The Phone Booth today?" 

 [ "Phone Booth" ]

1: The nickname for a really slutty girl. She is called that because she is like a phone booth: anybody can get in her!

  * e.g.,  ... That girl Kaitlin is such a phone booth 

 [ "Phone booth" ]

1: When in a remote location with poor cellular coverage, it's the one spot you can stand in where you can actually make a call.

  * e.g.,  ... There was no cell coverage on our camping trip, but I was able to find a phone booth at the corner of the woods. 

 [ "knife fight in a phone booth" ]

1: A chaotic scene or moment. (As you can imagine, if two people had a knife fight in a phone booth, it would be rather chaotic.)

  * e.g.,  ... I only invited a few close friends to the party, but when I opened the door, it was like walking into a knife fight in a phone booth. 

 [ "I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene" ]

1: Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

  * e.g.,  ... I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again! 

 [ "Russian Phone booth" ]

1: When two men scissor legs so that their testicles and erect penises are pressed together, upon assuming this position a third person (male or female) must take a complete mouthful of vodka (without swallowing it), apply a single condom to both shanks, splash more vodka on them, then fully hoop both dicks.

  * e.g.,  ... I just watched three homeless guys pull off a Russian Phone Booth behind the Denny's on MacLeod. It was like a train wreck, I didn't want to watch, but couldn't look away. 

 [ "Russian Phone booth" ]

2: While aboard, the third person must then spit the vodka into the mouths of the first two participants that were wrapped up together, the move only being considered complete when persons one and two have both had a drink and they all yell out "BLYAT" in unison.